Jeffrey Blum at Crab Fest 2026
AN AUTHOR’S SMILE - Jeffrey P. Blum is pictured at the 2026 Crab Fest auction in support of Rotary Club of Los Gatos’ charity efforts on Saturday night in Los Gatos. (Drew Penner / Los Gatan)

Every town has its sayings, little nuggets of wisdom, humor or caution, passed down through generations. In Los Gatos, a town with a personality as distinctive as its name, the sayings we use can reveal a lot about our culture, our humor, and even our legal sensibilities. From the courtroom to the kitchen table, from the sunny South to the hills of California, these expressions carry wit, wisdom, and a pinch of mischief.

Take, for instance, the world of law. Lawyers have always loved a good turn of phrase, sometimes to amuse themselves, sometimes to make a point in court. You might hear, “I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck,” a way of declaring one’s savvy, experience, or street smarts.

Another classic: “I am not a potted plant,” a firm reminder that some people expect to be active participants, not silent observers. And for those curious about the quirks of legal reasoning: “How the cow eats the cabbage” reminds us that sometimes things are done in a way that seems mysterious or downright bizarre to outsiders.

Mediation, a softer part of law, has its own lingo, often laced with irony. The golden rule here is, “What happens in mediation stays in mediation.” It’s a reminder of confidentiality, but also a subtle nod to the tension that can simmer beneath the calm surface of negotiation.

Another gem, borrowed from broader life advice, is “Trust but verify.” Recently, this saying found an unusual spotlight in a case where an attorney relied on artificial intelligence to provide legal authorities. The attorney ended up sanctioned for failing to independently verify the AI’s output, a modern twist on an adage.

Since my wife, Lissa, and I have a trip to the south planned, I cannot resist throwing in a few sayings rooted in the American South, rich in charm and double meanings.

“Bless your heart” is deceptively simple. Used sincerely, it expresses pity or sympathy; used sarcastically, it can gently imply that someone is clueless, incompetent, or just plain silly. Context is everything.

Other Southern classics include: “That dog won’t hunt,” meaning an idea, excuse, or claim just won’t work; “Well, I declare,” a flexible phrase expressing surprise, happiness, or mild disapproval; and the delightfully literal “Hush your mouth!” a gentler, more polite way to tell someone to stop talking, often with disbelief or disbelief-laced amusement. And then there’s the culinary-inspired frustration: “That really dills my pickle,” “That jars my preserves,” or “That burns my biscuits,” each a humorous, homegrown way to vent annoyance.

Some sayings transcend categories, offering life lessons wrapped in humor. “That’s a horse of a different color” reminds us that things aren’t always what they seem. “I’d rather know nothing than to know something that ain’t so” is a cautionary note about false information, timeless wisdom for a town filled with curious minds. “Play it by ear” encourages flexibility, patience, and improvisation. And “Life is richer when you can hear it” is perhaps the most philosophical, reminding us to listen closely to both words and meaning, whether in conversation, the courtroom, or casual debate.

Then there’s the wisdom that captures the imagination: “When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.” Often used in journalism or storytelling, it’s a playful acknowledgment that sometimes, a good story carries more weight than strict truth, a sentiment any small-town chronicler can appreciate.

And finally, the pinnacle of praise, charm, and outright delight: “You’re the cat’s meow.” This phrase, originating in the Roaring Twenties to describe someone who is wonderful or admirable, feels especially appropriate for our town. After all, we are Los Gatos, the Town of Cats. To call someone the “cat’s meow” here isn’t just a compliment; it’s practically a local badge of honor. It captures the whimsy, the pride, and the unique character of living in a place that celebrates charm, community, and just a touch of mischief.

Funny sayings are more than words, they are windows into culture, humor and values. They remind us to be clever, patient, empathetic, and occasionally, to laugh at ourselves. Whether you’re negotiating in mediation, debating a neighbor or simply strolling through town, these expressions offer a lens to seeing the world a little more colorfully. And in Los Gatos, with its cats and quirkiness, they also offer a reminder that sometimes, life is simply better when you can be the cat’s meow.

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